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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!"
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"This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary."
"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube? Fire in the hole!"
"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"
"Two prostitutes are talking about their clients... One of them says ""So yesterday I had this client who had a dick like my leg!"", the other replies ""Impossible - no man has a dick that's that dirty""."
"A wife gets naked... And runs to her husband in bed and yells ""SUPER PUSSY!"" The husband look at her and says ""I'll have the soup"""
"Valentine man I knew him, you see, This certain young man, And that is why I saw him and ran. In the plan of the ages This tragedy is That I should be An acquaintance of his."
"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."