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Joke of the Day

"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."

"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."

"What did the Jewish lady with Alzheimer's ask her husband? Why doesn't our daughter ever come home for Christmas?"

"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."

"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"

"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"

"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."

"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"

"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"