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Joke of the Day

"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"

"There was a bad accident involving a funeral procession the other day. It was terrible! The toll was four injured, one dead."

"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !"

"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field"

"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"