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Joke of the Day
"What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament? Let's hang."
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"I'm having a hard time... contrtolling my erections."
"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"
"*giraffe getting his daily coffee* G: usual grande mocha man Barista: gee that's a... G: *sigh* B:...tall order G: Christ, every goddam day Phil"
"[on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU"
"What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit"
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird."
"Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear"