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Joke of the Day

"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."

"Donald Trump is losing support from Republicans He is considering joining the Whig party."

"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"Did you hear about the African man who refused to accept the fact that he couldn't swim? They say he died in denial."

"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror. I think that says alot."

"Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life."

"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."

"Why suicidal people are usually skinny because most likely, they haven't eaten in years."

"Trumps plan for the wall works. Look at China. They built a fucking wall and you don't see any Mexicans there. Edit: spelling"