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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."

"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."

"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."

"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? a drummer ..."

"Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!"

"Twitter's ""suggestions for you"" should include the basics, too, like ""get more sleep"" and ""have you responded to that email from your mom?"""

"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"