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Joke of the Day

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."

"The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos."

"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"

"Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player? Because he's a switch hitter"

"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."

"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."

"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""

"This morning I had a 10 o'clock meeting and got there at 9:11. Too soon."

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"