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Joke of the Day

"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."

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"A Brit, a Jew and a Canadian. So a Brit, a Jew and a Canadian are sitting in bar. The jew lifts his head from his drink and says, ""I just don't know anymore, does america got talent?"""
"In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming"
"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""
"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."
"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""
"Steven Gerrard obviously believes his best chance of winning the Premier League is to join the MLS and then hope that Man City try to sign him."
"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"
"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"