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Joke of the Day
"If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road."
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"There are 11 types of people in this world.. a) those that understand Roman numerals. b) those that don't understand Roman numerals."
"What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) My Beyonce calendar"
"Romantic cop: Here, I brought you a flower. Competitive about everything cop: Big deal. I brought you a flowest."
"What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"A console gamer walks into a bar... ...only to buy a free drink for 60$ To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob"
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."
"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."