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Joke of the Day

"There are 11 types of people in this world.. a) those that understand Roman numerals. b) those that don't understand Roman numerals."

"What's the most popular wine at Christmas? ""I don't like sprouts!"""

"whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody"

"Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek? The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-shit'."

"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""

"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"

"Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew."

"If Excel had a record label.... It would be Excel ENT. I'll see myself out."

"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."

"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said "" son thats 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"""