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Joke of the Day

"whats 9+10 21 lol"

"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"

"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"

"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."

"How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!"

"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border."

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar"

"My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!"