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Joke of the Day

"How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder? Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends."

"We were promised flying cars and instead all we got were magic glowing rectangles to access all the world's knowledge :("

"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""

"What file archiver do Tigers use? Win-Rawr."

"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"

"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."

"What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? A gun free zone"

"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""

"ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW"

"If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot anymore. That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs"