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Joke of the Day
"What file archiver do Tigers use? Win-Rawr."
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common? They both came in a little behind"
"I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one."
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"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."