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Joke of the Day
"What file archiver do Tigers use? Win-Rawr."
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"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Knock knock. Little boy blue."
"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
"Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae"
"me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see"
"Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people."
"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""
"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"
"Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed."