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Joke of the Day

"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."

"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident."

"Please join me. My daughter an I did this for hours one day. Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns. Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins. Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns."

"*Young Jesus plays with food* Mary: you're not playing until you finish your bread and fish! *ugh* *touches food* *it multiplies* NOOOOOO!!!"

"1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, ""Oh no, not again..."" 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor."

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."

"Whats similar with a Dick and a Rubik Cube? If you play with it, it gets harder..."