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Joke of the Day
"I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual"
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"I downloaded ""ambient coffee shop"" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling ""Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"""
"Somebody once told me in the middle of a huge machine gun battle that I always emphasize the boring parts of anecdotes, which made me sad."
"Do Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters think the other ones are dumb or are they like: ""Game recognize game?"""
"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"
"Voldemort's parents took the ""I got your nose"" game a little to seriously."
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."
"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"
"What stresses fish out the most? Current events."
"70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance."