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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !"
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"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"
"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"
"Not all of the weird sexual stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be... I mean you can tell me how great autoerotic asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face."
"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""
"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."
"My dad ""Girls are the devil, always remember that son"" says my married father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife"
"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"
"There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot"