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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."
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"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"
"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."
"Resuming Windows... Resuming Windows is like going back to sex after being interrupted. It doesn't feel the same and you end up restarting."
"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."
"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"
"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."
"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel."
"If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?"
"I've heard reincarnation is making a comeback."