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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."
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"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"
"A man was recently arrested For having sex with a van. You can say he's... vansexual."
"The little old woman who lived in a shoe... ...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached."
"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."
"Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row"
"[Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the MALE SIRI: Listen, here's what you need to know. ME: I... MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I'm speaking"
"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"