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Joke of the Day

"Holocaust jokes aren't as funny when you have a relative that died in a concentration camp. To be fair though, if the fall from the gun tower hadn't killed Opa, the alcohol would have."

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"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"yes ladies i have a black belt. its a black leather belt from Marshalls. [i flinch as a bird flys by] you girls wanna get some lunch?"
"Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier"
"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."
"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."