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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" the other replies ""You're on the other side, stupid!"""

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture"

"Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution? because sex cells."

"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man? A dead baby can feed a family of four"

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?"

"What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants her to be down to Mars"

"My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move."