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Joke of the Day

"How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled)."

"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."

"People got tired of my lactation joke I kept milking it."

"Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."

"Apparently Bill Clinton is so sure that Hillary is going to win that he stopped at the tobacco store and bought a box of cigars. He has interviews scheduled for his new interns all day."

"What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet."

"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."