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Joke of the Day

"What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger? Shrugs."

"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"

"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."

"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"What's al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"What rating did Moody's give to the sheep? BAAA"

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."

"I Gave Up Cross Country Skiing. Ever since it's all been downhill."

"I like my men like I like my coffee black, ground up and in the freezer."