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Joke of the Day

"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"

"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."

"Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!"

"[describing criminal to sketch artist] No, he could speak more languages than that. He had racist shoulders. His front teeth were impatient."

"What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire? A smoke aLaama."

"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."

"The Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potatoes now or do you let them ferment so you can drink them later?"

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me,, and then plug me back in again,, and see if that works."

"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."