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Joke of the Day

"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"

"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he was fingering minors."

"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""

"I hate when someone calls me arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me."

"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."

"A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'"

"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*"

"*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*"