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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"
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"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
"Out of all the Thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? Thane Q"
"What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? A firecracker"
"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."
"*points w/ middle finger* ""Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else"" - Me giving directions."
"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."