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Joke of the Day

"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."

"Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?"

"Reddit is a lot like my fridge. I check it constantly, even though I know nothing has changed."

"I used to rub my hair together when I was stressed... But now I'm dreading the consequences."

"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."

"Why is it Windows 10 and not 9? because 7 ate 9."

"I like TV, I was watching Blue Peter today He's my neighbour with a heart condition who was walking his dog. I asked why he didn't have a pacemaker. He replied ""I can't even keep up with my dog""..."

"I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken."

"What do you call Charlie Sheen having sex with his brother? Emilio Incestevez"

"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."