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Joke of the Day
"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."
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"The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You have to drop the bomb twice"
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? Because they're stuck-up cunts."
"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."
"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"
"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"
"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."
"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."
"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."