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Joke of the Day

"Why? How I answer every text when my friends with little kids ask me what I'm doing tonight Related - I never babysit"

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."

"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."

"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"

"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."