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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama so fat she's gotta wake up in sections"

"Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank? They weren't hiring."

"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn't change them back? They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as ""comfortable""."

"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"

"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"Your mumma so fat. Its not a joke. im just stating facts"

"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."

"All work and no play... .... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president. Im going to hell."