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Joke of the Day

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation."

"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"

"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"

"How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear. (think about it)"

"What kind of bee's make milk? BOObees!"

"Q: What did the one giraffe say to the other giraffe? A: ""Holy shit I can talk."""

"What is the difference between a thief and a pervert? A thief snatches watches."

"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."

"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."

"What is hot and makes me hard? Being covered in lava."