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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry I said your baby looks like a hairless hamster. But in my defense, you shouldn't have had a hairless hamster for a baby."

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"Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life."
"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""
"My default emotion is irrational rage."
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"A Mexican magician says to the audience: ""For my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos..."" *POOF*. And he disappeared without a tres."
"My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased."
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!"
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