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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry I said your baby looks like a hairless hamster. But in my defense, you shouldn't have had a hairless hamster for a baby."

"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."

"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"

"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"

"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"

"How do you catch a unique lion? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame lion? tame way! Zingo!"

"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."

"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"

"21st century divorce: I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password."