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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry I said your baby looks like a hairless hamster. But in my defense, you shouldn't have had a hairless hamster for a baby."

"Ask me if I'm a tomato"

"Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round."

"A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"""

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"

"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."

"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I read ""OP is a racist"" I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read"

"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"