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Joke of the Day
"Miley Cirus' nipple slip at MTV's VMAs"
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"OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE"
"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"
"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"
"It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life!"
"When she said ""I think we got way too much pizza."" I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero."
"I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now."
"What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black? Homie alone"
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."