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Joke of the Day
"I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"
"I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card."
"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."
"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."
"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."
"Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence."
"Why don't gelding horses like to race? Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded ""They're Off!""."
"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."