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Joke of the Day
"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"
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"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."
"How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one more."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
"A man walks into a bar. Smack."
"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."
"All panties are edible if you're hungry enough."
"If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom."
"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."
"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."