152023

Joke of the Day

"ABC NEWS: Bees fly and make honey FOX: Islamic insects attacking Texas CNN: flying warbirds create liquid yellow weapons of mass destruction"

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, it's a girl. If it floats, it's buoyant"

"The punchline comes first. How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?"

"When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down."

"Don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day. I repeat, don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day."

"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits!"

"I'd rather take a bullet for my son than cover for him when mom asks who left the dirty dishes in the sink..."

"Crazy People How do crazy people go through the forest?"

"after brexit... After brexit, papers please is the best selling game in the UK"