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Joke of the Day
"When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down."
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"What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!"
"""Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind"" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night"
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"
"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."
"If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long."
"You know, people are a lot like snow... If you pee on them, they go away!"
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"