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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira. I'm going to remove my cock so I can look more like Justin Bieber."

"There's a new Batman coming out, but Batman is being played by an Asian? His alter-ego? Bruce Wang."

"I'm in an Uber going 100mph the wrong way on the freeway and the driver's girlfriend keeps calling and screaming at him on speakerphone"

"What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine? ""Are we there soon?"" ""Not jet."""

"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"

"I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground."

"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"

"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."

"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."

"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"