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Joke of the Day
"My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him."
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"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring!"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... But I found out she was seeing someone else on the side."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter all walk into a bar. I should know, they all told me."
"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"
"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"
"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener.."
"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."