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Joke of the Day
"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."
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"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"I thought I had an std because my eyes started burning every time I had sex. Then I realized it was just the mace."
"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"
"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"
"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."
"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."
"Sikh turban dude"
"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""