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Joke of the Day
"What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis? Eau myyyyyyyy...."
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"Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says ""I can clearly see you're nuts..."""
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."
"What's Mario's favorite pants? Denim Denim Denim"
"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman ^^sorry"
"3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob. Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob"
"I need Hike Employee: I need Hike. H.R : Install it from play store."
"I PISSED OFF MY NEIGHBOR ONCE AGAIN!!! She said she could see me masturbating through the window.. I told her if she would buy some blinds, I wouldn't be standing outside her window."
"Did you know that Trump is 6' 3""? I guess that means that Trump Towers."