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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""
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"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"
"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."
"[work email] Me: Can I meat the new guy? Boss: Meet? Okay, sure... Me: Great! *hides bag of steaks*"
"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."
"I hit the gym today... But I drove away because I don't have car insurance."
"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"
"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."
"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."
"I drink Mountain Dew for the protective coating it leaves on my teeth. The kidney stones are a close second."