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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"

"What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears? Anything you want, He can't hear you!"

"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"

"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."

"My Grandpa died in a concentration camp.. He fell off of his guard tower.."

"What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream? The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)"

"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"

"TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke. Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story )."

"Even at my age, I can still turn a lot of heads. It's mostly to see where the smell is coming from though."