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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."
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"What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money? A millionheir."
"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"
"what is a woman to cant give birth? bruce jenner"
"How do you keep brown bears off your property? Build a wall"
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."
"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"
"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."
"I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center. It'll be called ""coming or going""."