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Joke of the Day

"Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead."

"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."

"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."

"Rock stars are always hitting the people they date.... Because they want everything to be a smashing success. After I wrote this, I'm reevaluating my life."

"The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."

"Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible"

"Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become."

"Minimize vs Close in 2014 In 2080: there were some dumb computer users who thought if they click on 'x' in Skype it will close it."

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"