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Joke of the Day
"How does a muslim man close a door? Islams it!"
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"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"
"What is a nitrate? It is much cheaper than a day rate."
"I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, ""Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"""
"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"
"First line in frozen pizza instructions: DO NOT EAT FROZEN PIZZA W/OUT COOKING. It's almost like they know I'm the target demographic."
"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."
"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"
"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."
"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."