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Joke of the Day
"Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup."
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"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"
"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
"What if Bane's mask was really just a cool, elaborate electronic cigarette?"
"Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!"
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently not 8 because my basement is still dark."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now"