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Joke of the Day
"Why don black people go on cruises? Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again."
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"Where does a person with one leg work? IHOP"
"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."
"[touching face upon receiving compliment] Glad you like it. But, it's not a teardrop tattoo. It's an Oxford comma."
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried out, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch"
"I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!"
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today..."
"In the 1970s, a team of racist office supply scientists invented the whiteboard with an evil plan to replace every blackboard in the world."
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."