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Joke of the Day
"If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they'd leave that one on too."
Next Joke
"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"
"I'm not saying she's fat, she's just easy to see."
"What's a good Mexican joke?"
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!"
"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender."
"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"