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Joke of the Day
"What's a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
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"How to cow tip: First, sneak up behind the cow. Next, get into a wide stance. Finally, slip the money into it's bell."
"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."
"What comes after L? Bow"
"Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."
"What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore. ^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."
"Semi-good news for agoraphobics... A treatment is right around the corner!"