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Joke of the Day

"What's a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

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"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."
"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"
"'Pop Goes The Weasel' is my favourite song about over-inflating your mammals."
"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"
"I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too..."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."
"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast. I'll see myself out."
"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."