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Joke of the Day
"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."
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"When I was young I used to be young and stupid. Now I'm just stupid."
"What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water."
"Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
"What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger."
"Whenever somebody asks me what my hobby is, there is a long uncomfortable pause and then I back away until I can't see them anymore."
"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."
"A duck walks into a drug store, He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter. The cashier asks, ""will this be cash or check?"" The duck says, ""neither; just put it on my bill."""
"What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeno business."
"Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon? Me: *grabbing her arm too hard* You know about my squirell army"