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Joke of the Day

"I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off."

"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"

"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."

"I just got the heebie jeebies. That's what I get for having unprotected sex with a ghost."

"I have a job offer for you, and I will pay you huge sums for it. All you have to do is tie up my poop I shit, you knot"

"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."

"Did you know that Miley has a twin sister? Her name is Tyranna and she's a palaeontologist."

"Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch but don't believe everything you hear."

"What did the German baker say to greet his customers? Gluten tag!"

"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."